Security – Act 1, Scene 1

The combat begins on horseback. Much like the knights of yore protected a kingdom against marauding forces, our protagonists mount their trusty steeds to show the maiden just how much protection they can offer her against the outside world.

Baron Vista believes he has an edge -- the layer of chain mail beneath his frilly shirt is far more durable than that of his XP predecessor. It incorporates a number of highly advanced security features designed to keep him safe from attack.

Baron Vista is hoping that his prominence in the land won't make him a highly visible and often hated target. His worry is that the loathing he has inherited from his father, Lord XP, means many subversive forces are plotting his demise.

Count OS X, by comparison, is counting on his few enemies to see him through. His armour is forged from the fires of Unix, which he hopes will keep him safe from the common viruses that plague the land.

But enough preamble -- it's time for the duel. Charge!