What better way to end the age-old OS X vs Vista debate than to set the two up for a traditional Elizabethan duel? Prepare yourselves for one of the bloodiest battles your eyes hath e'er seen...
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Finale – Act 4, Scene 1
With one victory a piece, plus a share of the spoils in the previous battle, Baron Vista and Count OS X are level pegging. Maiden Mainstream is more confused than ever about which of her potential suitors is the right one.
In a moment of weakness, Count OS X offers her the option of having them both in Parallels -- himself for everyday purposes, and Baron Vista in a sandbox when she wants to slum it.
This solution vexes the maiden -- she's infuriated by the suggestion that she should play the field like a cheap seductress and wants a conclusion to this bloody business post haste.
There's only one thing left to do -- our heroes will have to pull out their best hardware. It's time for pistols at dawn.
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